Lyrics: CDs: Tiny Tunes
“Mr. Clean”
Mr. Clean tell me
is that really you
I wonder what you’ve done
to become so big and dumb
but I know you can change your lifestyle once again.
It’s cool to be clean if you know what I mean
when I gave you my favourite Chiquita shirt
I gave it to a guy who is cruel to everyone he
meets and who shows the world he’s incomplete
Mr. Clean tell me is that really you I wonder
what you’ve done to become so big and dumb
Last time we met you beat me up
that was no surprise though I miss the days
when you were nice
It’s hard to believe that you don’t owe me shit
I’m well aware of what is yours and where to
draw the lines at least I have the right to write
anything I think is right
Looking back at the days when we were friends
together as one we followed all the trends but
now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend.
“Chiquita Chaser”
Maybe just because I was newly washed like
Brandon Walsh you took notice of me
you thought I was a rockstar some gangster
or a bowlingstar I don’t believe you babe
You’re not the only one who think I am a chiquita
dude well I’m afraid I’m not that rude
I took you to the A-house and even to the
punkpalats those trips made you throw up
and after a few nights you took off to the
holm of asps that’s where you belong
When it comes to you it’s hard to have a open
mind so I just have one advice say…
Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco
now that’s what I call rude
he’s the man he’s a superdude.
“Disney Time”
Puffin’ again so happy with his friends
he can dance even in his car
straight guys should know whatever is
on his mind he’s got a reason for every
season
Scared to be smart so far he’s
everything if you’re laughing he is
laughing too just don’t let him begin ‘cos
in the end he’ll win he’s got a reason
Hole in his head you always tried to
never be lied to now you understand
that he’s not your friend.
High class my ass you always tried to
never be lied to now you understand
that you have seek someone else
what’s wrong with someone overweight
big surprise he’s coming after you with a
reason.
Dreamin’ again but he’s not asleep his
eyes are open starin’ at you reads your mind
through his pipe and then he tells
you what he’s got a reason.
Impressive you guess he couldn’t show
you less but still you’re snowbored like
the funky bros
life must go on and this is just a story
I’ve got a reason…
“Domestic Subway”
You’ve got so many things going your
way today but still you are lonely and
no one listens to the things that you say
depresson is a lesson that you really
gotta hold on to or is it fucked up
anyway for you.
You’ve got so many things to say
but that won’t help you anyway
because you’re messed up and you’re
lost on other peoples thoughts.
Tough situation you believe that you’re
afraid of yourself you’re looking around
for directions and clues but you should
look somewhere else ’cause
somewhere inside you you can find
the strength that you’re searching for
or is it fucked up anyway for you
Do it for yourself today
you have got to find a way
so do it for yourself.
“Fazil’s Friend”
One day slackin’ with no one doing
nothing the best way that I can
searching through records looking for
that hero song I take my slippers and put them on
in my bed I spend most of my time way
to tired to write down a clean rhyme I
say that bedskating is cooler when the
trucks are on please tell me am I right or wrong?
Fazil’s friend is here to let you know
what it’s like when you wanna be the
o.s. slackin’ on the phone or slackin’ all
alone I’ll be nr one when I turn o.s.
hila zako hasara kwangu don’t know
what it means but it’s your job to find out
call me up when you’ve got something
bad to say and I will listen in my own way
try to be someone the best way that I
can bothering no one only what’s inside me.
“Leona”
We lost our luggage we
lost our smiles we’ve been
the melancholy brothers
so many times and when
we went down
to a unknown club she did the best
she could to cheer us up
[Chorus:]
Leona said we could go in for free,
Leona was so pretty indeed.
Infected by Madonna she was number one
haven’t met a girl this clean in a long
long time damn we had to leave I swear
we had no choice but one thing to
remember is her tiny voice.
[Chorus]
Sometimes when you’re all alone you’re
not expecting much from anyone
maybe that’s the reason why she was
so lovely to me but if I get a super job
then I will work work really hard to get
some money and go somewhere and
find a girl like her.
“House Of Blend”
I haven’t much to say today because the
nowhere album’s on thinking too much
about tomorrow and the inspiration’s
gone the good times the bad times seem
to be the same when I’m doing
something my mind is always
somewhere else
all the talk about the one day plan hasn’t
got to me only my memories can make
me feel free.
Anything I can do anything
in the house of blend is where I find my
energy
I’m too occupied with my own dreams a
numskull in a bed you tried to disappoint
me with the things you said but not now
I’m busy maybe in a month wake me up
and fill my empty mind with doubts.
Give me something to hate ’cause I can’t
go on hating me. give me someone to
blame and tell me there’s nothing wrong
with me eject me if you can reject me if I
come again consciousley I will run into
more fun.
“Da Strike”
You strike get pissed that is just the way it is use your
nose to the melancholy funk sound we are just a couple
of local bowlers hangin’ out tonight leavin’ all the girls
behind.
So what’s a girl compared to a perfect game I guess a lot
if you find the right one if I had to choose between a bowl
and you I’m not tellin’ you you’re taking it the wrong way
I love the feeling that I get when I strike thats the only
time I feel alive don’t need you babe just need to strike I
love the feeling that I get when I strike
You are in trance when you slick into the area you pass
the sa when you’re taking off your pumas the way we
bowl is cleaner then the other styles it’s pro but they say
we’re doin’ it the wrong way.
So I guess you must be crazy to be bowlin’ like we do it’s
cool we’re doin’ it our own way no fools no girls just the
rude boys from the south kickin’ it slickin’ it trickin’ it
again.
Yes thats right bowlin’ is allright the only time I feel alive
is when I’m hangin’ at the A-house that’s right pass me
those shoes I’m ready for the perfect game so watch me
shoot.
If you get upset and you don’t understand it’s quite
allright just follow your instincts physical activity is the
way to free your mind so get on your feet and bowl to the
funky beat.
“Mystic Reptile”
You say that most things in life is for
free but I doubt you can be so stupid
that you never see. I say that you and
I will never be the same but you you
never listen to what I have to say
so take my piece if advice
always be nice.
And you always said I’m sorry
I wonder why you always felt so sorry.
You always lie and never do talk clean
you say that I am such a fake.
I never asked you to ever be with me
I hope that you can see what you have
changed me to
I’ll never smile again
I’ll never talk to you
I hope that you can see
that I don’t want you here
that I don’t want you
And you never said I’m sorry
I wonder why you never say I’m sorry.
“Dance Craze”
I’m in the bar when I should be in
front of you I play the pinball when I
really should be skanking it doesn’t
matter how many times you ask me
up I appreciate it but it’s complicated
I just can’t dance baby
I just can’t loose myself
I’ve got an image and I have to live
up on to the latest trend so nowdays
I’m macho and have you ever seen
a macho shake or twist his butt I
know your not so I’m not lickin’ in on
the spot ’cause I can’t dance baby
I just can’t get in trance.
Someone told me bad boys don’t
know why they not dancing
someone told me what they say is
their only way to slip away.
“The Einstein Crew”
Do you know about the Einstein crew?
Do you know what they do?
They’re always drinking never thinking just
looking for someone they can take and beat
down they say they hate that guy but when i
ask howcome they don’t know why they’re so
damn full of hate but do you think they’re smart
enough to hate themselves too?
So now you got your crew behind
and behind you even left your mind
come on and step to me.
Kick me and I’ll kiss your back, after three six packs,
hope it feels all right, before I get the
chance to ask you why you’re so messed up
do you know about the Einstein crew?
I hope you do because they hate you too next
they’ll be kicking you just because you’re
smarter then their whole crew
some of them were
bugging me when I asked
them about the history do
you really believe these
guys they’re stereotypes
so stereotype
but who am I to say who
am I to judge who would
ever listen to a guy called
Fudge.
The Einstein crew I could
be your role model, one or
two got their own pro
model, we feel sorry for
you, you’re one big
problem and some day
you’ll be sorry too.
“Take It Or Leave It”
Not even close to magic and a failure can’t be a
star take a piece of madness and a bit of
mystique pinegals are hard to find
can you believe it? Do you wanna believe in nurds?
The decision is easy just follow the yellow birds.
Take it or leave it! – the chickenway is here to stay.
You better believe it! – so watch for Audeen today.
Try to chew a ratnut break a leg and smile wanna
be a looser and wanna be odd businessmen
don’t care to much.